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The Alphabet

January 27, 2009

A hilarious recital of the alphabet…

One day a boy went to school. He is in the 1st grade. After lunch, he went to his math class. So,a few minutes later the boy had to use the bathroom BADLY. He asked the teacher “Mrs. Jones, may I use the bathroom?”

The teacher answered, “If only you say your ABC’s”

So, the boy said his ABC’s: “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.”

Mrs. Jones asked, “What happened to the P?”

The boy answered,”It’s going down my pants!”

Story by: Meeka

Written by Storyteller · Filed Under Stories 

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66 Responses to “The Alphabet”

  1. Aryanna on January 27th, 2009 8:22 pm

    LOL I told nancy that!!!!!! me and her are good friends!!!!!

  2. Kat Von D on January 30th, 2009 2:12 pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!Hilarious!!!!!!!!

  3. Hot Emo Chick currently Emo Chick on February 4th, 2009 8:40 pm

    :? EWWW I DIDNT NEED TA KNOW DAT AT ALL!!!!
    ewewewewew!!!!
    -_-

  4. zach on February 6th, 2009 5:10 pm

    when she said wheres the p ? i stated ballin in laughter!! LOL!

  5. zach on February 6th, 2009 5:13 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE LITTLE CAT MEANT PEE!!!

  6. bagpuss2 on February 6th, 2009 6:19 pm

    that was soo cool!!!! that’s my fave joke!!!

  7. cat chick 1 on February 10th, 2009 7:57 pm

    funny but sick ( SOOOOOOO WRONG) HAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

  8. dairygirl1 on February 14th, 2009 10:40 pm

    hot emo chick i agree with you ewwwwww is RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

  9. HOT GOTH CHICK curently EmO chick on February 15th, 2009 10:22 am

    :| evry one should b goth…..or emo………… :)

  10. Boboo0 on February 15th, 2009 10:55 am

    TOTALLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL HEE HEE

  11. Boboo0 on February 19th, 2009 4:53 pm

    What emo???? Im uh goth but what the heck iz emo?!

  12. Boboo0 on February 19th, 2009 4:54 pm

    This joke is totally wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    . .
    -

  13. ElisevT on February 19th, 2009 10:09 pm

    Sorry ,but i don’t get whats so funny ,a teacher would never do that!!!!!

  14. Musicklueber on February 25th, 2009 11:49 pm

    That was so sick (lol).Hate to be him!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Madison on February 28th, 2009 1:43 am

    haha…he meant the word pee not the letter p!so funny

  16. cat chick 1 on February 28th, 2009 3:54 pm

    i guess the joke isn’t all that funny when you think about it.

  17. doingy on March 2nd, 2009 12:46 pm

    VERY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. MITZI RICH on March 6th, 2009 8:04 pm

    THATS NOTO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. tabbywalker on March 9th, 2009 3:58 pm

    its pretty short funny and terific
    it is just a great book/story

  20. Maddie on March 10th, 2009 1:29 pm

    That was soooooooooooo funny and by the way goths and emos are only for dumb people who have no friends and have problems.

  21. princessfisher on March 11th, 2009 2:22 pm

    thiz story SUSKS. =( =( =( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Akire4445 on March 11th, 2009 7:28 pm

    To: Boboo0 emo is wen u cut ur self i dont though im just a pretty cheerleader w/ brains

  23. Rose on March 11th, 2009 9:37 pm

    OMG, you are like GREAT at like telling funny, hilarious stories! write more! i loved it! when she said wheres the P? i started to laugh soooo hard, i almost fell outta my and on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Rose on March 11th, 2009 9:38 pm

    And MITZIRICH, YOU ARE WRONG! IT IS VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Susie May on March 15th, 2009 8:00 pm

    Hey there. I think I’m gonna throw up. If you need me, I’m going to be in the bathroom. Bye, Susie May

  26. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 16th, 2009 4:30 pm

    EWWWWWWWW I AM NOT READING THIS STORY AGAIN!!!!!! 0% YUK

  27. chowder scott on March 16th, 2009 4:34 pm

    i lafed so hard i almost peed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. princessfisher on March 17th, 2009 11:01 am

    =(

  29. princessfisher on March 17th, 2009 4:23 pm

    ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewweewewwewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewe.

  30. princessfisher on March 17th, 2009 5:40 pm

    OK at the End that was kined of weis .But that is the wors story i have ever herd of.

  31. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 17th, 2009 6:37 pm

    who thinks thats cool! 0% bye

  32. Aryanna on March 22nd, 2009 1:59 pm

    LOL!!!My fav joke ever!!!TTYL

  33. Susie May on March 22nd, 2009 9:08 pm

    That’s just gross. I mean, everyone here probably thinks thats gross. Yuck. thats all i’m going to say. See ya later, Susie May.

  34. SakariWoods on March 23rd, 2009 8:17 pm

    that is just WRONG! tehe!!!!!! im happy!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 25th, 2009 1:26 pm

    WHO THINKS THATS FUNNY!

  36. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 26th, 2009 7:06 pm

    :-P YUCK! X-(

  37. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 26th, 2009 7:07 pm

    :-OIII

  38. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 26th, 2009 7:07 pm

    :-( ^)

  39. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 26th, 2009 7:08 pm

    :-) ;-)

  40. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 26th, 2009 7:08 pm

    :-P I DONT LIKE THIS STORY!

  41. SadieJoyner Feelin bored on April 11th, 2009 9:02 am

    I

  42. SadieJoyner Feelin bored on April 11th, 2009 9:04 am

    (and princess fisher)

  43. Sarah on April 11th, 2009 8:03 pm

    That joke is well known!

  44. Sweeny on April 13th, 2009 10:05 pm

    A story about a cat peeing in his pants… Charming.

  45. pickle14 on April 19th, 2009 5:29 am

    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\HHAYHahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I was told that differently (Really and it wasn`t funny!) But this 1 is REALLY FUNNY!!

  46. secret person all right mitzirich on April 19th, 2009 3:43 pm

    :,-(

  47. secret person all right mitzirich on April 27th, 2009 8:41 pm

    yuck!

  48. kimberly6 on May 12th, 2009 8:35 pm

    LOL I LOVE THAT STORY MY DAD TOLD IT TO ME HES FUNNY!!!

  49. kimberly6 on May 12th, 2009 8:37 pm

    lol I almost peed my pants XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD LOOOvE WITH KIMBERLY XD LOL GET IT

  50. Anielia on May 13th, 2009 6:32 pm

    gross but cool

  51. Kappa Maki on May 24th, 2009 7:42 pm

    That is so gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. Secret,dont ask on May 31st, 2009 8:29 pm

    eneryone who (almost)peed in your pants,ewww!i dont see why.this is horrable,mitzi rich is right.00000000000000%thats waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy more then just 0% in bad way,less then 0%

  53. addie88 ~.*BUMMED OUT~.* emos are like dat on June 6th, 2009 6:01 pm

    i dint need 2 no dat

  54. kimberly6 on June 11th, 2009 4:04 pm

    lol im kiding BUT MY SISTER PEED LOL JUST KIDDING AGAIN

  55. kimberly6 on June 11th, 2009 4:07 pm

    oh come on people were all diffrent so GET USE TO IT ITS MY BIRTHDAY 3 DAYS AGO :( NO PRESENTS :( AND NO P{ARTY >:(

  56. kimberly6 on June 11th, 2009 4:08 pm

    >:I

  57. kimberly6 on June 11th, 2009 4:08 pm

    :P ;J

  58. kimberly6 on June 11th, 2009 4:09 pm

    OR MORE DAYS I FORGETS CUZ I HAD NO PARTY

  59. kimberly6 on June 11th, 2009 4:12 pm

    IT WAS ON JUNE 6th NO PARTY ME IZ SADZ :*(

  60. Blinx on July 21st, 2009 12:24 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Call 911 cause u r a comedy wizard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. fluffy macena on August 21st, 2009 4:55 pm

    that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that story its my fave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. Ozzie10 on August 21st, 2009 8:05 pm

    KOOL!!!!

  63. Aryanna on August 28th, 2009 5:39 pm

    LOL!!!!
    That joke is funny.
    But after awhile all jokes get not funny, so all those that have negative thoughts don’t right it.
    It hurts some peoples, feelings.
    =P

  64. Meathead6 on September 11th, 2009 7:54 pm

    LOL it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogross it has HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my sis. and wee wee were laughing sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomuch…. we peed in our pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Ozzie10 on September 26th, 2009 2:50 pm

    (must not laugh must not laugh.) oh what the hey. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  66. princessfisher on October 7th, 2009 5:05 pm

    what do u mean (and princess fisher?)

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