Trouble on Deck! Hapless Milo Finds Work Too H-ARRR-d

In his latest attempt to pay his parents back for the broken vacuum, smashed robots, damage at the grocery store and countless other small offenses, Milo has been sentenced to 500 hours of community service all around HandiLand. Much to the terror of everyone on board the S.S. Plundarr, the pirate ship docked just outside of Cathattan Beach, Milo is coming to spread his mayhem there next. Earlier today, he decided to take a nap while swabbing the deck.

“I had no idea the cannon had wheels, I swear,” he said. When he tipped back for a catnap, the cannon broke through the fragil railing of the S.S. Plundarr and threatened to plunge the ships 2,000 year-old canon, Old Ironsides, overboard.

“Shiver me timbers!” Captain Iornhook cried when he saw his booty on the rail. “Somebody help! My treasure trove’s a-goin’ down!”

Deckhands from all over the S.S. Plundarr rushed to the foredeck to inspect the damage as Milo struggled on for dear life. Can he save Old Ironsides in time? Captain Iornhook and his mateys are struggling with the cannon as we speak. If they let go of it for even a moment, it will end up sleeping with the fishes.

Milo had very little to say about his blunder. “Looks like I won’t be taking any more naps on deck. But below deck might be a good idea.