Jokes
July 7, 2008
Where do you dance in California? by Mary
Where do cars go for a dip? by Lulu
Why did the elevator go to the doctor? by Selena
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Where do you dance in California? by Mary Where do cars go for a dip? by Lulu Why did the elevator go to the doctor? by Selena
how do cows subtract?
with a cow-culator
i dont get the first one, and these jokes r really lame.
i have a better one,
2 men r in the park with their dogs ( note: there dogs are a golden retriever and a chiwawa), talking to one another.suddenly, one gets hungry and says lets go 2 that cafe over there, the other says but what about our dogs, then the other man thinks 4 a while and then says, well do u have dark sunglasses, the man replies, yes i do, the other man says well put them on and do exactly what i do, the man replies, ok, they walk over to the cafe, and the waiter says that dogs are not aloud, the other man says, but this is my seeing eye dog (note, this was the man w/ the golden retriever) the waiter lets him in, next the other man comes and says this is my seeing eye dog (note, this was the guy w/ the chiwawa) the waiter replies, wow, they r usin chiwawa’s 2 guide the blind, what is this world comin 2, then the chiwawa says, well little dogs can do big things 2, both men r suprised at the talkin dog….
2 yrs l8r…..
the talkin chiwawa is rich and has returned 2 his home town in mexico, since he only spoke doggy language in spanish and none of the other dogs could talk