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Waving the White Cape

April 1, 2009

When you’re a rockin’ bull fighter and you deal with bulls every day, what do you want more than anything when you retire? More cows! Not the answer you were expecting? Me neither. But when I saw Pedro Matador out in the Country the other day, I was shocked to see him actually feeding the cows instead of making them mad.

“What are you doing?” I asked when I ran up and saw Pedro shoveling hay. “Aren’t they going to charge you?”

“Oh no,” he said. “That’s over now. These animals only charge at someone if they really tick them off.”

“Like waving a red cape?”

“That’s right. We also have this dance we do.”

“Show me!” I yelled.

“Oh no, I wouldn’t do that.” He gestured to the cows. “I’m trying to keep peace with them, remember?”

Of course. It was silly of me to have forgotten. “So why’d you quit bull fighting?”

“It turns out I’m a lover, not a fighter. I love these animals and would never want to make them mad or hurt them.”

I looked over to where the cows were grazing. “Well they sure seem to like you.”

“It’s something you learn as a bull fighter, you learn how to interact with the animals. Only now, I’m using it for good instead of just for entertainment.”

Hmm, maybe that’s something the Gossip Queen needs to learn. There are good ways to use your powers and bad ways. Only, I don’t think I’ve misused my powers of super-fast typing and awesome hair. “Well, thanks for showing me around your new gig,” I told Pedro.

“No problem. And hey, look on your doorstep tomorrow. You’ll have a nice, fresh bottle of milk waiting!”

Eeeew! I thought, but, of course, I couldn’t say that. “Thanks so much!” I yelled instead and started back across the field, carefully watching out for cow patties.

Well, that’s all for meow!

XOXO

Gossip Queen

Written by GossipQueen · Filed Under Celebrities 

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46 Responses to “Waving the White Cape”

  1. frisky lee on April 2nd, 2009 6:47 pm

    ELLO? WAT EVERY CAT! E IN DA HOUZE! LUV U MAC! WISH U CUD B ON HANDIPOINTZ!

  2. FRISKY LEE on April 6th, 2009 9:02 pm

    am i da only 1 dat red diz? u guyz crazy!!!! & ha , ha ha, sakariwoodz! i DID make da first comment! * reizez doeznt want 2 say ha, ha, ha 2 sarariwoodz cuz wants 2 b bffz*

  3. Hot Emo Chick currently EMO CHICK MY FRIENDZ CALL ME CARTMEN FROM SOUTH PARK! LOLz on April 8th, 2009 5:04 pm

    :mrgreen:
    8O

  4. parisroxy on April 9th, 2009 12:33 am

    :-) NOT! :-P

  5. parisroxy on April 9th, 2009 12:34 am

    HE HE :-0

  6. parisroxy on April 9th, 2009 12:34 am

    I MEAN :-O

  7. parisroxy on April 9th, 2009 12:34 am

    :-o

  8. glarelis on April 9th, 2009 5:02 pm

    Hi i’m in love with zack love glarelis he’s in the farm right now.he probbley went looking for me.

  9. FRISKY LEE on April 9th, 2009 11:04 pm

    wow. now other catz comment on dis!!!!! ;-) :-)

  10. SakariWoods on April 11th, 2009 8:27 pm

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm im lik so bored. :| it is one day before easter and i am sick of waiting. how old are you frisky lee? i really want to know!!!! i am 10.sigh. i am so tired. i love ice cream. i would do any thing for a fuge sunde now. sigh. :D im about to fall asleep. and frisky lee i will be your bff.if dat iz wat you asked. i am so sorry .i am so tired. i stayd up intill lik 3:00 in da morning.im going to fall asleep. yawn …………. bye!

  11. tabbywalker on April 13th, 2009 1:37 pm

    too bad gosip queen doesent like milk do you? we are cats and all i love milk
    i drink milk with everything well not everything with most things

    i like milk!:;D

  12. tabbywalker on April 13th, 2009 1:38 pm

    :D

  13. tabbywalker on April 13th, 2009 1:38 pm

    oops

  14. candysug on April 13th, 2009 6:21 pm

    hi i love it

  15. harold6 on April 13th, 2009 9:46 pm

    :mrgreen:

  16. itsallaoutme on April 14th, 2009 7:33 pm

    u guys are sooooooo funny lol u crack me up luv ya

  17. ellieshepeherd on April 16th, 2009 2:46 pm

    WHAT IM A ANMAL FEDEDER TOO! LOL!

  18. ellieshepeherd on April 16th, 2009 2:47 pm

    ok just calem down ellie

  19. ellieshepeherd on April 17th, 2009 9:54 am

    WOW HES SPECKING HIS MIND OUT HE DOSENT HAVE A BRANE!

  20. ellieshepeherd on April 17th, 2009 9:55 am

    ok don t be stupid ellie

  21. amanda on April 22nd, 2009 7:34 pm

    hello

  22. amanda on April 22nd, 2009 7:34 pm

    I luv nimals

  23. amanda on April 22nd, 2009 7:35 pm

    I Love animals

  24. BonBonReeves on May 3rd, 2009 8:37 pm

    :( ( ;)

  25. BonBonReeves on May 3rd, 2009 8:38 pm

    :) )

  26. lil rat on May 8th, 2009 9:05 pm

    i have a borther who ia more cool and the game or read

  27. hannah on May 12th, 2009 5:39 pm

    i wonder why bull fighters wave a big red cape?weird or what!

  28. Cynders (Hannah) on May 18th, 2009 11:10 am

    yeah i know itz not like the bull can tell wat coler it iz or anthing but i LUV red oh yeah and BBBLLLAACCKK i wear it every day oh and red 2 i have both colers on right now :wink: I LUV MILK I DRINK IT EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kk bye bye for now……. :oops: kk im a little embarresed………

  29. stealthy on May 19th, 2009 3:46 pm

    it’s true that they only buk when there tict, go to mythbusters and they also shode us that “bull in a china shop” is RONG!

  30. amy on May 21st, 2009 3:30 pm

    you shold be able to by stuf and not be a member of cool cats club

  31. Gandy on May 22nd, 2009 10:41 pm

    OOPS!

  32. kimberly6 on May 28th, 2009 11:02 am

    :( :o

  33. kimberly6 on May 28th, 2009 11:03 am

    :T

  34. kimberly6 on May 28th, 2009 11:03 am

    :C :S :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D OMG

  35. fluffysammons on May 28th, 2009 5:28 pm

    why do you say da and, dat it sounds stupid.

  36. sara on June 27th, 2009 9:51 pm

    omg this is the funist place ever

  37. molly2002 on August 5th, 2009 8:52 pm

    im da current doopie dingdong hear!lolz

  38. molly2002 on August 5th, 2009 8:56 pm

    sara u are right! dobobpity bopity bopity bopity bopity pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. molly2002 on August 5th, 2009 8:57 pm

    >(

  40. molly2002 on August 5th, 2009 8:58 pm

    >( not funney anymore

  41. molly2002 on August 5th, 2009 9:00 pm

    amy is right too

  42. molly2002 on August 5th, 2009 9:07 pm

    stealthy, i love minthbusters (jamie&adam)

  43. princessfisher on August 13th, 2009 3:35 pm

    k k k k k kkk

  44. princessfisher on August 13th, 2009 3:35 pm

    ooooooooooopppppppppppppp………………….

  45. sydney hipster on September 3rd, 2009 11:37 am

    that is soooo cool

    how do u do it?

  46. ~twilightfan~ on September 3rd, 2009 10:25 pm

    I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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