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Snowman Without The Snow Is… Man?

January 27, 2009

Frigid, HandiLand’s local snowman is in a bit of a splashy situation. Winter is coming to an end and the snow is melting. That means he’s losing his majestic snow coat and turning into… well, just a regular cat. What happens to Frigid the Snowman once winter is over?

I caught up with him the other day to find out. Even if he was a little shy off the bat and gave me a cool reception, he warmed up pretty quickly. “I tell you, as soon as the rest of this snow drops, I’m going to the beach,” he said.

“Really? I thought you were into the snow.”

“I am, but only half the year. This snowman thing is just my gig for the winter. As long as I can remember, I’ve been turning into these huge lumps of snow. November to February, I’d spend all my time outside, happy under the trees, and Mom and Dad would bring my food out the back door. It was normal at my house. We didn’t really talk about it all that much.”

“How did you know, for the first time, that you were different?”

“I remember my first Christmas without my family. Mom said I melted too much and made a huge mess by the tree, so she couldn’t have me in. All the cats from my litter were sitting around, opening presents, and I was staring in from the outside. That’s when being a Snowman sorta started to suck.”

“What about the cold?” I asked. “Does it ever get to you? I know I’m freezing every time a breeze picks up.”

“Oh, not really,” Frigid said with a laugh. “I could take a dip in the Arctic Ocean right now and probably not even feel it. It’s the hot I can’t really stand. It’s a good thing I grew up in Alaska, right?”

“What about next Christmas? Are you still going to spend it outside without your family?”

“Oh no. We stopped that a long time ago. They built a vestibule right next to the picturewindow where they keep the tree, so I can be right there, dripping all over the floor all I want. I can’t wait until I freeze up again!”

Now I can’t wait for next winter either. I bet Frigid the Snowman could show me some great places to enjoy the cold. That’s all for meow, cats and kittens!

XOXO

Gossip Queen

Comments

17 Responses to “Snowman Without The Snow Is… Man?”

  1. Boboo0 on January 29th, 2009 7:11 pm

    ooooooooooook. what is this supposed to mean!? HUH?! Anything?!

  2. Boboo0 on January 29th, 2009 7:12 pm

    Nope?!!!!!!!!!!

  3. club penguin freak on January 31st, 2009 11:30 pm

    lol how funny but ppl handipoints rock and so does club penguin!!!!!!!!

  4. club penguin rocks 247 on February 1st, 2009 11:35 am

    uhhhhh i didnt read it all i saw was the picture after that it got boring hahahaha

  5. Hot Emo Chick currently EMO CHICK on February 1st, 2009 2:40 pm

    8) COO

  6. Hot Emo Chick currently EMO CHICK on February 1st, 2009 5:07 pm

    I THOUGHT IT WUZ MELTED ICE CREAM…… :(
    IM HUNGYYY {HUNGRY} FO iCe CrEaM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:
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    THATZ AWSOME!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :lol:

  7. HOT GOTH CHICK curently EmO chick on February 2nd, 2009 6:20 pm

    itz not a man……
    itz MELTED ICE CREAM MAN!!!
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  8. aliciawilson on February 2nd, 2009 9:01 pm

    my best friend cristlerose10 lost her cat!So if you stole it some way please give it back!and i got her that cat!we wher all exited antill now.I gave her that cat a few days ago.So pleasegive it back who ever you are.if you don’t think i’m seriose than your the one i’m looking for.so it all happend whenshe told me that she lost her cat and i’m like are you seriose and cristlerose10 is like YA!!!!!!so please be resposiblewho ever you are.we will give you a reword.

  9. alisiya on February 4th, 2009 10:35 pm

    I DO NOT GET IT.SNOWMAN FIRST CAT SECOND

  10. alisiya on February 4th, 2009 10:37 pm

    It does not make sense.HMMMMMM.confusing

  11. alisiya on February 4th, 2009 10:38 pm

    I would stay one way. One day I will figure it out

  12. alisiya on February 4th, 2009 10:42 pm

    I will just stick to playing cards with my little bro and big sis.See you later. Meow

  13. sk8ter chick on February 6th, 2009 11:48 am

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  14. cat chick 1 on February 10th, 2009 7:50 pm

    i never ever get sooooooooooo board to read it dont mean to be mean but got to be board to EVERYONES head to read that :|

  15. Cynders (Hannah) on March 30th, 2009 3:31 pm

    UUUMMMM LIKE OK WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT SUPOSED 2 MEAN I MEAN REALLY?!?! IS THERE A LESSON BEHIND THAT OR SUMMIN??? :roll:

  16. Cynders (Hannah) on March 31st, 2009 3:17 pm

    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV How do u like that!!!! LOLZ :lol:

  17. corinne on May 26th, 2009 11:06 am

    ha funny stuff here!!

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