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Nice Taj See You

March 24, 2009

This week, I got a great phone call from Shahnee, my favorite correspondent from around the world. She had just visited Agra, India, and went to see her very favorite place.

“I love the Taj Mahal, it is the most beautiful place in the world,” she yelled into the phone. I was super excited for her to be having this huge trip back to India. Even though she spends most of her time in HandiLand, she goes back whenever she can.

“I only wish I could see it,” I told her, a tiny bit jealous. After all, who wouldn’t want to see that beautiful building.

“And it’s so romantic,” Shahnee added.

“I bet. Those beautiful fountains, the trees, the sunset over those glowing white marble domes…” I let my voice fade. The Gossip Queen has been watching too many romantic comedies again. I wished I had a tomcat to take me to the Taj Mahal.

“It’s romantic alright. The most romantic tomb I’ve ever seen,” Shahnee added.

This almost made me spit out my iced tea. “A tomb?”

“Duh! Have you been living under a marble slab? Emperor Jahan built the Taj Mahal for his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal, back in the 1650’s.”

“What?” My eyes bugged out of my head and I quickly pulled up some images of the Taj Mahal online. That thing is huge, took 20 years to built and is visited by millions of people every year. “You’re saying the Taj Mahal was for just one woman?”

“Yep. She must’ve been an incredible wife.”

“No kidding.”

“The most I can get my boyfriend to make me is a couple of samosas for lunch!” Shahnee whined.

“Don’t even mention it,” I told her. Not only did my boyfriend not make me a temple or delicious deep-fried Indian food, but I didn’t even have a boyfriend!

“Well, I gotta go. Our tour is leaving in five minutes.”

“Have fun on your trip,” I said. “And be sure to keep an eye out for those cute kids from Slumdog Millionaire!”

I hung up the phone in disbelief. Imagine India, a culture where one amazing chick gets a temple like that for a tomb. I’m buying my plane tickets tomorrow. That’s all for meow!

XOXO

Gossip Queen

Comments

21 Responses to “Nice Taj See You”

  1. SakariWoods on March 25th, 2009 2:22 am

    ok :lol:

  2. tabbywalker on March 25th, 2009 2:50 pm

    well i read it i dont believe it

  3. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 25th, 2009 3:33 pm

    i dont get it!

  4. Cynders (Hannah) on March 26th, 2009 4:03 pm

    I agree with everyone I just don’t get it…. :lol: I don’t believe it either…

  5. princessfisher on March 26th, 2009 5:54 pm

    IZ THAT ALL TEENZ THINK ABOUT IS LOVE KNOW, ITZ NOT EVEN TIME FOR YOU TO GET HITCHED. I THINK THAT IS STUPID, STUPID & ANOTHER STUPID.
    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    =P =P =P

  6. frisky lee on March 26th, 2009 9:38 pm

    I think that iz VERY romantic! & i`m only 9 & I have a boyfriend. Got a problem with that fisherman?????!!!!!! :-) :-) Ha, I called u a retarded fisherman!!!!!

  7. MITZI RICH FEELIN BORED on March 28th, 2009 9:26 am

    :-(

  8. Bagira (fern quaile) on March 28th, 2009 4:01 pm

    hey!!!!! Frisky Lee that isn’t very nice ! ! ! ! ! ! and i don’t believe that you really have a BOYfriend like as if!!!

    p.s i dont even have one!!!!!! and i’m as attracttive as rapunzel only prettier!!!

    lol lol lol hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha!!!!!!!!

    from , prankster of all pranksters Bagira

  9. princessfisher on March 29th, 2009 8:32 am

    stay away from frisky shez risky. hahaha i called u risky you are retarted too but even worse!!! hahahahahahhahahahahahah thatz you dizerve you.
    =) =)

  10. SakariWoods on March 30th, 2009 4:15 am

    frisky lee ur bullying princesfisher! she isnt retarted shes a good friend !a lot of people are being mean to her! :cry:

  11. princessfisher on March 30th, 2009 11:47 am

    now that i think about i don’t really care being called that now it sonds really funny sorry for your luck frisky lee. hahahahahahahahaha
    =p =p =p =p =p

  12. princessfisher on March 30th, 2009 11:47 am

    now that i think about i don’t really care being called that now it sonds really funny sorry for your luck frisky lee. hahahahahahahahaha

  13. princessfisher on March 30th, 2009 11:48 am

    u know now that i think about itz i don’t care at all. sorry for you luck frisky lee. hhheeeeehhheehhheeee

  14. princessfisher on March 30th, 2009 11:49 am

    i don’t really care being called that sorry for your luck. hhhhaaaaahhhheeeehhhooo

  15. Cynders (Hannah) on March 30th, 2009 3:36 pm

    Your lucky I don’t have a boy friend any more….. :cry: :(

  16. Cynders (Hannah) on March 30th, 2009 3:37 pm

    I am 12 going on13

  17. princessfisher on March 31st, 2009 4:37 pm

    oooppppsss im really princessfisher but i got the rongh name typed in. =0 =0
    don’t get near frisky shez risky hahahahah i called you risky hahahahahh you diserve it, hey you are even more retared than mez becauze you have a boy friend at 9 i think that you STUPID STUPID STUPID. hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol. = ) =) =) =) =)

  18. princessfisher on March 31st, 2009 4:40 pm

    ooooppppsss i put in the same thing again =0 =0 =0 if you make fun of me again i will not be mean to you. becauze God sayz that don’t retern evil for evil. and if you make fun of me for that being a christian i won’t be mean either. sssssssssssssssooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for YOUR luck. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  19. SakariWoods on April 1st, 2009 1:11 pm

    i am a christian. you wont belive this but its april 1 and we STILL have snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i live in alaska it sucks. :( is anyone in handipoints in alaska????????/

  20. Cynders (Hannah) on April 10th, 2009 3:54 pm

    No sorry I am in the PA !!!!!!!!! To bad I wish I could teleport myself to Japan…… Does anyone live in Japan?

  21. Cynders (Hannah) on April 10th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Oh yeah I used to be christian but not anymore it just wasnt working for me…..

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