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Hi-ya! Ommmm

September 29, 2008

Karte Kat is one fierce feline on the mat. He’s been doing martial arts his entire life, ever since he was a little kitten. But hours and hours of kicking bootay and breaking boards in half with his hands, it’s hard to imagine Karate Kat relaxing.

I went to one of his competitions the other day to marvel at his quadruple black belt skills. The coolest move he did was running up the wall and catapulting over his opponent’s head! Like a ninja!

After he got his first place trophy and posed for pictures with some squealing Cool Kittens, I cornered him on the mat. “How do you stay so calm?” I asked. “If I had to bounce off the walls and break stuff with my arm, I’d be wigging out and totally stressed!”

“Well,” he said, “the ‘kara’ in ‘karate’ means to cleanse your mind and concentrate. That’s mostly how I do it, but…”

This sounded juicy. “But?”

“Well, I’m also kind of a sucker for yoga.”

“Yoga? Like the thing I do at the gym with all my Cool Cat girlfriends?”

Karate Kat blushed. “It’s not just for girls, you know. In fact, all my karate friends use yoga to chill.”

Far out. I’ve been so busy running around HandiLand that I could use some ommm myself. Not like I’m about to go breakin any boards in half, but a little yoga couldn’t hurt. That’s it for Meow!

XOXO

Gossip Queen

Written by GossipQueen · Filed Under Celebrities 

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17 Responses to “Hi-ya! Ommmm”

  1. Audrey on September 30th, 2008 3:29 pm

    Cool!!! Ninja Skizills!

  2. Joe Jonas on September 30th, 2008 8:44 pm

    Ni Hoa! :) :D

  3. boodotcom on October 9th, 2008 12:24 pm

    Ni-Hoa! i will win!
    Ni-Hoa! i will win!
    -boodotcom

  4. Rexpeden on October 10th, 2008 11:54 pm

    Good for him. doing yoga is a good thing for the body and the mind!!!!

  5. Rainavey on October 11th, 2008 11:26 pm

    ok then, my house in the house hunt thing lol

  6. Rainavey on October 12th, 2008 1:11 pm

    anyone on here much

  7. dudekat on October 13th, 2008 7:45 pm

    you totley rock ninja stile dude.

  8. Pull Ov arrrr on October 15th, 2008 6:43 am

    hello

  9. pie face on October 17th, 2008 10:12 pm

    ALY AND AJ ROCKS I WISH I CAN MEET THEM SOME DAY BOYA………….PIE

  10. chick on October 17th, 2008 10:15 pm

    IM A GHOST HAPPY HALLOWEEN WHO EVER IS READING THIS, I HOPE YOU HAVE A BOOTASTICK HALLOWEEN DONT GET TO SCARED HEHE.

  11. lala on October 17th, 2008 10:16 pm

    hello$$$$$$$$$$$

  12. chick on October 17th, 2008 10:18 pm

    IM A GHOST HAPPY HALLOWEEN WHO EVER IS READING THIS,I HOPE YOU HAVE A BOOTASTICK HALLOWEEN.OOOOOOOOO

  13. Meki on October 19th, 2008 7:52 pm

    heehee! wow that kitten has got it!

  14. jazmine on October 21st, 2008 7:48 pm

    I don’t think karate kat is that fierce no efense but i don’t think he is.

  15. ~Sondra~ on November 12th, 2008 5:15 pm

    1. its not efense, its offense
    2.add either to the end of the sentence
    3.im with you when you say the karate-kat isn’t fierce

    This is ~Sondra~ (i don’ know why i put that on here)

  16. ~Sondra~ on November 12th, 2008 5:18 pm

    lala is my bff’s name. No copying got it…kidding lol. My friends name is *****.

    She told me not to put her name down on a national site.=)

  17. Hot Goth Chick(SOON TA BE SHADOWPAW, OR GOTHPAW) on December 24th, 2008 4:40 pm

    BLA BLA BLA

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