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Captain Ironhook Drops Anchor

January 7, 2009

While some people don’t like their high seas spiked with a little danger, I say “Bring it on!” That’s why I was so sad a few weeks ago when word went up around town that Captain Ironhook, dreamy Zane’s totally crazy uncle, would be pulling up his anchor and sailing the Plundarr right out of HandiLand Harbor.

Imagine… life would be so boring without an awesome pirate parading around the Beach.

Well, now it doesn’t have to be. I spoke to Captain Ironhook this very morning and he told me some interesting things. The first? Tuna are very tricky creatures. The second? He was staying on in HandiLand in the near future. Or, should I say, fut-arrr?

“Yarr, the sea be too rough for sailin’ out right now anyways,” he said, squinting his one good eye toward the horizon.

“But, surely you’re used to rough sailing? I’ve heard the tales they tell about you and your adventures.”

“But that’s when I was a scurvy seadog, young and built like a canon. That’s not quite the case any-marrr. I’m an old man now.”

“You’re not old. Besides, pirates are like a nice, fine treasure. They only get more valuable as they age.”

“You may be right but, arr, these sea legs do ache some nights. And sometimes, when it is darrrrk and quiet ashore, it feels nice not to be pitchin’ and tossin’ below decks.”

“So you think you’ll continue with the Pancake Skipparrr, your restaurant?”

“Yarr, openin’ that place was the best thing I’d evarrr done. Runnin’ a restarrrrant ain’t too diffarrrant from runnin’ a boat, ya know.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Or at least I can’t tell the difference, since I’m the one in charrrrrrrge!” he said with a loud laugh.

So there… or should I say… tharrrrr you have it. HandiLand can now boast a resident pirate, a resident beauty queen, chefs, artists, beekeepers, rock stars and more. Not to mention a whole crowd of totally awesome Cool Cats! That’s all for meow!

XOXO

Gossip Queen

Written by GossipQueen · Filed Under Celebrities 

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17 Responses to “Captain Ironhook Drops Anchor”

  1. HOT GOTH CHICK on January 10th, 2009 4:26 pm

    O_o otay…..

  2. Emma on January 12th, 2009 10:42 pm

    Your collum ROCKS!!!!!!!!

  3. Hot Goth Chick IM DEPRESSED...WAAAAH ; _ ; on January 16th, 2009 7:44 pm

    Tankz

  4. Hot Emo Chick (Hot goth chick) IM DEPRESSED...WAAAAH ; _ ; on January 18th, 2009 6:54 pm

    THANKZ! every onez bein sO niCE tO mE!

  5. Emo Kidd on January 20th, 2009 5:00 pm

    *sighs.* hot emo chick i think im going to leave handiland forever…. :(
    no one likes me anymore.
    not even u

  6. Hot Emo Chick( Hot Goth Chick) Im DEPRESSED CUZ EMO KIDDZ LEVIN....MABY....HOPEFULY NOT..... on January 20th, 2009 6:55 pm

    :cry:
    YES I DO!!!!!!!!!
    I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DONT BREAK MY HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :cry:

  7. Hot Emo Chick (Hot goth chick) IM DEPRESSED...WAAAAH ; _ ; on January 21st, 2009 8:31 pm

    NO!
    NOT TRUE!!!!
    I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    UR MY 1ST LUV IVE EVA MET ON HANDILAND!!!!

  8. Hot Emo Chick (Hot goth chick) IM PISSED on January 24th, 2009 6:16 pm

    nO I LUV U!!!!!
    I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DONT GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. frisky lee on January 27th, 2009 10:01 pm

    i says i should have a boy 2 luv @ at handiland 2. im 9 & desperet peeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oops, i meen cats.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. frisky lee (im depressed i wanna boy to luv 8( ) on January 27th, 2009 10:06 pm

    if any body wants a cute & hotttttt girl cat 2 luv im open 2 hug day or night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)

  11. Kat Von D on January 30th, 2009 2:02 pm

    U rok hard emo kid!!!!!!!!!!!don’t ggggoooooo!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!! :(

  12. frisky lee (im sad couse no 1 likes me) on January 31st, 2009 11:16 am

    im open 24-7 guys. i realy wood like a handiland boyfriend. 8( so when any 1 wants a handiland girl 2 luv i dont care. & emo kid if u want a shoulder 2 cry on u just have 2 come 2 me i will luv u!

  13. Katie on February 1st, 2009 2:53 pm

    Handiland is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Hot Boi Loves Goth/Emo on February 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm

    I LOVE U HOT GOTH EMO CHICK!!! lulz!!!!!

  15. Hot Emo Chick currently Emo Chick on February 4th, 2009 8:15 pm

    FRISKY LEE!!!!!
    ———————
    :evil:
    HEZ MY BOI FRIEND NOT URZ!!!!! :evil:
    SO NO!!! :evil:

  16. princessfisher on February 5th, 2009 4:57 pm

    You are so……………………………… silly yo have boy.
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  17. princessfisher on February 5th, 2009 4:58 pm

    I LOVE HANILAND.

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