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		<title>Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where do you dance in California? by Mary
In San Frandisco!
Where do cars go for a dip? by Lulu
The carpool!
Why did the elevator go to the doctor? by Selena
Because it was coming down with something!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">Where do you dance in California?</a> by Mary</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>In San Frandisco!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">Where do cars go for a dip?</a> by Lulu</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>The carpool!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the elevator go to the doctor?</a> by Selena</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>Because it was coming down with something!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-21/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many sides does a house have? by Zane
Two: inside and outside!
What&#8217;s red and fast? by Holmes
An apple in a rocket!
How do you double your dollar? by Tina
By folding it in half!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">How many sides does a house have?</a> by Zane</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>Two: inside and outside!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">What&#8217;s red and fast?</a> by Holmes</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>An apple in a rocket!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">How do you double your dollar?</a> by Tina</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>By folding it in half!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What dog breed goes to rodeos? by Blueby
Bull dogs!
Why shouldn&#8217;t you give someone a gate? by Lisa
Because they might take a fence (offense)!
What starts with a P. and ends in an E. and has a zillion letters in it? by Chance
A post office!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">What dog breed goes to rodeos?</a> by Blueby</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>Bull dogs!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">Why shouldn&#8217;t you give someone a gate?</a> by Lisa</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>Because they might take a fence (offense)!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">What starts with a P. and ends in an E. and has a zillion letters in it?</a> by Chance</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>A post office!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did the mouse run across the road? by Alexis
To get mice cream!
Why did the baker hang out with the math teacher? by Sarah
Because he wanted to help with the pi!
Why did Pooh throw butter out the window? by Ciarra
Because he wanted to see the butterfly!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the mouse run across the road?</a> by Alexis</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>To get mice cream!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the baker hang out with the math teacher?</a> by Sarah</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>Because he wanted to help with the pi!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">Why did Pooh throw butter out the window?</a> by Ciarra</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>Because he wanted to see the butterfly!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the red house is on the right side of the road and the green house is on the left, where is the white house? by Ashley
In Washington D.C.!
Why do giraffes have long necks? by Amelia
Because they have smelly feet!
Why did the nose cross the road? by Morgan
Because the finger was picking on him!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">If the red house is on the right side of the road and the green house is on the left, where is the white house?</a> by Ashley</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>In Washington D.C.!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">Why do giraffes have long necks?</a> by Amelia</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>Because they have smelly feet!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the nose cross the road?</a> by Morgan</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>Because the finger was picking on him!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? Europe! Europe who? by Destiny
Europe to no good!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? by Michael
To get to the bottom!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? by Taylor
Because he was feeling crummy!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? Europe! Europe who?</a> by Destiny</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>Europe to no good!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?</a> by Michael</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>To get to the bottom!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the cookie go to the hospital?</a> by Taylor</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>Because he was feeling crummy!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? Dumbo! Dumbo who? by Shayla
Dumbo, stop asking questions and let me in!
What did the salt say to the pepper? by Erika
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your bottle!
What animal should you not play cards with? by Faith
A cheetah!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? Dumbo! Dumbo who?</a> by Shayla</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>Dumbo, stop asking questions and let me in!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">What did the salt say to the pepper?</a> by Erika</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your bottle!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">What animal should you not play cards with?</a> by Faith</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>A cheetah!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps? by Anna
A dinosnore!
What&#8217;s full of holes but still holds water? by David
A sponge!
Why DIDN&#8217;T the skeleton cross the road? by Annah
Because it had no guts!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps?</a> by Anna</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>A dinosnore!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">What&#8217;s full of holes but still holds water?</a> by David</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>A sponge!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">Why DIDN&#8217;T the skeleton cross the road?</a> by Annah</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>Because it had no guts!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did the dog cross the road? by Hannah
It was the chicken&#8217;s day off!
When do you go at red and stop at green? by Mari
When you&#8217;re eating a watermelon!
What do you call a game you&#8217;re bored of? by Danielle
A bored game!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">Why did the dog cross the road?</a> by Hannah</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>It was the chicken&#8217;s day off!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">When do you go at red and stop at green?</a> by Mari</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>When you&#8217;re eating a watermelon!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">What do you call a game you&#8217;re bored of?</a> by Danielle</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>A bored game!</em></div>
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		<title>Jokes</title>
		<link>http://coolcats.handipoints.com/jokes/jokes-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do clouds sometimes look like animals? by Ivy
Because they are in da skies (disguise)!
What&#8217;s black and white and read all over? by Megan
A newspaper!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? by Angela
You put a boogie in it!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onclick="showHide('a1')" href="javascript:{}">Why do clouds sometimes look like animals?</a> by Ivy</p>
<div id="a1" style="display:none"><em>Because they are in da skies (disguise)!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a2')" href="javascript:{}">What&#8217;s black and white and read all over?</a> by Megan</p>
<div id="a2" style="display:none"><em>A newspaper!</em></div>
<p><a onclick="showHide('a3')" href="javascript:{}">How do you make a Kleenex dance?</a> by Angela</p>
<div id="a3" style="display:none"><em>You put a boogie in it!</em></div>
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