Jokes
June 26, 2008
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dumbo! Dumbo who? by Shayla
What did the salt say to the pepper? by Erika
What animal should you not play cards with? by Faith
Jokes
June 25, 2008
What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps? by Anna
What’s full of holes but still holds water? by David
Why DIDN’T the skeleton cross the road? by Annah
Furniture On Sale – Houses Open
June 25, 2008
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! HandiLand is a-buzz today because the Neighborhood has finally opened, and Kitty’s Home along with it. Now Cool Cats from across HandiLand can shop for their houses, invite friends over and hang out in the Neighborhood.
How to Invite a Cool Cat Over
June 25, 2008
What’s the best thing you can do with your new house? Show it off! Without a doubt, you’ll come up with a completely awesome, completely unique house to call your own. Your friends can’t wait to see it… so give them a tour!
The Wait Is Over!
June 25, 2008
Meeeeow, cats and kittens! Here in HandiLand, we have been so excited to bring you houses and furniture! Wellllll… as the lady with all the hot gossip, I have a very special bit of news
Tomorrow morning – Wednesday the 25th – we’ll have furniture, houses and the Neighborhood at last!
I tried to get Milo, pictured above in his house, to tell me all about it but he was too busy shopping for furniture!
So save up all those Bonus Points because you’ll definitely want to be the coolest Cool Cat on the block tomorrow morning. All you need to do is click on the new blue House icon in your HandiLand menu and you will go right to the heart of the action. Welcome to the Neighborhood!
XOXO
Gossip Queen
How to Get Ready for Summer
June 24, 2008
If you’ve ever seen High School Musical, you know the lyrics: “Summertime is here, good to be chillin’ out.” And it IS good to be chillin’ with all your Cool Cat friends in HandiLand. Well, there is great news. We’re probably not supposed to say anything here at Cool Cats Magazine, but we can’t help it – we’re so excited!
Houses are coming! Here at the Catnip Clues desk, we’ve gotten a peek. The houses are so much fun! You can go to your friend’s houses, hang out with Cool Cats in your own house, hit up their cool pad and spend time in the Neighborhood.
You’ll need to prepare to be invited to a whole lot of summer BBQ’s, parties and fun times with friends. Here’s how you can get ready:
- Think of a theme that you want for your house. You can choose from some of our collections – Rock Star, Race Track, Beach Bum, Forest, just to name a few – or think about a color you want for the decorations and furniture in your house – we’ve got reds, greens, blues, yellows.
- Pick out the coolest, cutest clothes to wear for the summer. If you look like you’re ready to hang out and relax, maybe a new friend or an old buddy will invite you to their Cool Cat house!
- Send gifts. Send your friends a postcard and let them know you’re thinking about them. Before you know it, you’ll be chillin’ out and it will be all good.
How to Win at War
June 24, 2008
It’s the game sensation that’s taking HandiLand by storm, the new multi-player game that everyone is playing. If you’ve been trying to crack the secret for a while, here’s how to do it.
1. Ask a new friend, old friend or other Cool Cat to play a game of war by going to the Friend menu, clicking the challenge button and selecting “War”
2. Cross your fingers! The first round is based on luck. If your card is higher, then you take the cards.
3. Test your skill. Now comes the fun part. You are given cards to choose from and you must pick the one that’ll beat your opponents card.
4. Pick the highest card possible. Always. No matter that it’s not very high. The better the card, the better your chances.
5. Play again and again. The more games of War under your belt, the more familiar you’ll get with the game. Remember – practice makes perfect!
A Hit That’s Transformator-ing the Box Office
June 24, 2008
Summer is the season of big, honkin’ blockbusters and Transformators is no exception. Unlike last week’s pick, 20,000 Leagues Over the Sea, this is one rip-roarin’ adventure that had this cat on the edge of my kitty tower. For once, Scratcher and I were in complete agreement. Why? Read on!
Jokes
June 23, 2008
Why did the dog cross the road? by Hannah
When do you go at red and stop at green? by Mari
What do you call a game you’re bored of? by Danielle
Jokes
June 22, 2008
Why do clouds sometimes look like animals? by Ivy
What’s black and white and read all over? by Megan
How do you make a Kleenex dance? by Angela



