Good Tunes, Great Concert – Lucky Kentucky Concert Tour
May 29, 2008
As a film critic, it isn’t often that I see a pop concert-turned-movie that I’m actually excited about. Well, all that has changed with the Lucky Kentucky Concert Tour movie.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I have heard a lot about Miss Lucky Kentucky in the last year. She has launched a TV show, filmed a whole other movie and come out with two CDs. My fellow reporter, Gossip Queen, can hardly stop writing about her.
Young Composer Singing Pretty
May 29, 2008
Musik Lee, HandiLand’s best composer just debuted his opus – a whole Opera! It took him two years two write the whole thing. The story? Two star-crossed lovers on a star-shaped island, of course!
“I am so excited,” he says. “I cannot wait to hear an orchestra and some singers actually perform this!”
The Gossip Queen, who has always wanted to write a few ditties of her own, asked Musik Lee for some advice on how to make my own opera dreams come true.
“Work on it every day, every single day, and don’t get discouraged. Somebody’ll pay attention to what you’re doing, no matter how long it takes. It took me a while but I’m finally there!”
So, what’s next for HandiLand hero Musik?
“I want my opera performed – I’m thinking the HandiLand Metropolitan Opera House would be a great place!”
I know I won’t be the only one singing his praises. Your truly,
XOXO
Gossip Queen
Hidden Phantom Found!
May 29, 2008
People all over the world have been looking for the Phantom of the Opera for years. Reports have been swirling around that he has been hiding in the basement of the Tappers Theatre since an accident left his face in bad shape. Ashamed of his mask, he stayed in the basement and wrote show tunes on an old rehearsal piano.
Well, Gossip Girl has gotten exclusive snaps that prove that even Phantoms have to grocery shop!
The Phantom of the Opera made a very rare public appearance at Kitty Deli and Grocery to stock up on some essentials. On his list:
Lotion, orange juice and blank sheet music!
Looks like we might hear another smash musical theatre hit from the hidden composer any day now!
Signing off on a high note,
XOXO
Gossip Girl
Broadway Baby Burned by Cast List
May 29, 2008
The cast list for “Extravaganza” went up on the Great White Way this week and Liza Garland, a singer, dancer and actor who’s been trying to her the lead in the musical for years, was disappointed again! Her friends call her Broadway Baby – that’s how much she dreams of stardom on the musical theatre stage.
This week, those dreams will have to last a little longer. She was cast in “Enchanted” as Dancer #5. Ouch!
“It’s okay,” Liza says outside the stage door of the Tappers Theatre. “There’s nothing I can do but strap on my shoes and keep going! I’ll get that lead, I know I will.”
The Gossip Queen, for one, wishes her all the luck in the world. “Are you going to go sulk into a tub of ice cream?” I asked her.
“Not at all!” She strapped on her tap shoes and did a little dance right there on the street. “Tomorrow is another day and another day means another audition! I love it!”
That’s it for now,
XOXO
Gossip Queen
Jokes
May 28, 2008
When does the clock strike 13? by Jenna
Why did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay in town for a day and ride out on Friday? by Blake
How does a banker dance? by Rachel
Jokes
May 27, 2008
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? by Aliia
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? by Taylor
What did the big firework say to the small firework? by Jordan
Jokes
May 27, 2008
How do you spell cold with only two letters? by eob1
What did the cat say after she got her catnip? by Molly
Why did the rooster cross the road? by Olivia
Jokes
May 27, 2008
Why did Milo eat his homework? by Marissa
Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? by Samantha
What did Taylor from High School Musical say to Chad? by Julia
Jokes
May 27, 2008
Why do pirates love cards? by Brett
Where do owls go online? by Mark
Why is the letter A just like a flower? by Pradesh
Jokes
May 27, 2008
What do you say to an egg comedian? by Frankie
What did the gal say to the ghost? by Jessica
What happens after a bee wedding? by Madge



